The Visualization Advantage

The Visualization Advantage

With my pistol at the low ready, I took a breath and a position off to the side of the door and waited. I had imagined this exact scenario countless times, and it was about to pay off. He had a long silver beard, crazy eyes, dressed in American flag shorts, and...
Discretion And The Death Of A Trash Panda

Discretion And The Death Of A Trash Panda

Animal Control Officers are like air fresheners or stiff breezes, they’re never around when you need them. Over the years it seems that the average person solves less and less of their own problems and relies more and more on calling the police. For everything....
Speed Walking Zombies And What To Do When Things Don’t Work Out

Speed Walking Zombies And What To Do When Things Don’t Work Out

Nothing good happens after 11 p.m. As a general rule, if it’s nighttime, you should be sleeping. I mean, I would. Why people are out running around at all hours of the night is still a mystery to me. Can I get an Amen? Shortly after 4 a.m. when the cobwebs are freshly...
Stuff You Can’t Make Up

Stuff You Can’t Make Up

From a distance we could see the deliberate, choreographed moves and the glint of the silent blade cutting through the night air. What that guy was up to, we didn’t know, but we were about to find out. It wasn’t very often that we got to ride around in a two-man car....