‘Twas the night before Christmas, when you should be sleeping And burglars prepare to find things for keeping. Stockings with eye-holes were pulled over their heads with care To disguise their appearance and to cover their hair. ‘Tis the season for robbing and...
Maybe you’re privileged enough to work for a department that has an Animal Control Officer. And if you are, it won’t make much difference because they’re probably never around when you need one. You may think I’m psychic or that I’m reading your mail, but I’m not....
The reason it didn’t quite work right was probably somewhere in the fine print — where it says the product will only work perfectly during a Harvest Moon in a leap year between the hours of 9 and 10 pm when the temperature is above 60 degrees Fahrenheit and you...
Getting sent to a Check Condition call is like playing Russian Roulette. It could be a whole lot of nothing, or it could be a whole lot of paperwork. Or people’s heads blowing off, or whatever. The woman on the first floor lived alone, and normally when she had...
Everyone wants to be good at something. That is, right up until the point their supervisor notices. One of the problems with unionization is that it’s almost impossible to fire someone. And let’s face it, some people just need to be fired. It’s not personal, it’s just...
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