Once upon a tactical time, long, long ago, in the Land of Freedom and Prosperity there was an invention that changed the way the common folk beheld amusement. This new contrivance allowed the pauper to enjoy the best of the jester, the thespian, and the minstrel in...
The poor kid was in tears. He begged me for an ambulance through the sobs. I had to tell him no ambulance was coming, and then, to look away. It was the first time I had ever fired my gun on duty. I remember the sense of relief when my gun went off, laying to rest any...
Hands kill — not mean words, bad attitudes, or angry eyes — the hands. This is why we care about where the hands are, what they are holding, and what they are doing. If we can’t see them there should be alarm bells going off in our head. It’s Officer...
Nothing says stupid quite like a face tattoo. This one in particular was a foreshadowing of decisions yet to come. It’s funny what a little C2H5OH in someone’s system will do. That’s ethyl alcohol, people (don’t worry, I googled it), or more scientifically speaking:...
Sometimes putting things on the roof of your car is a bad idea. It was summer, and in the Northeast working a road construction detail is a surefire money-making scheme. And at the time, it was about the only way to make extra money since overtime was scarce and my...
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